Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

10am shaboingboing

I love this emoji 🫩 because I just be feeling so 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

fucked up my back to the point i can barely walk. gotta drop $400 on data recovery for my hard drive. i have to pack all my shit to move 6 states away in a few days.. genuinely don’t know how i’m gonna get through work today man

GO GET A FEATURE FROM THE GOAT

album delayed…💔💔💔

#realmusic

Me when the weather finally gets nasty, rainy, dreary, cold etc

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

<3

is lil nas x okay??😭