For the attention of our female audience. Has your husband / boyfriend got a bit...well...you know... over the summer? #Mitcham have kicked of their #preseason so now's the chance to get him out of the house on Tuesday nights and work off a few of those world cup party pounds!!!

- Ultimate Fantasy? World Cup final, probably. Sunday. I'm just watching.

"Have I got a second series?"

👏👏👏 Congratulations to Dave Ward, who has become an #AvivaPrem centurion today The Harlequins 🃏 flanker is making his 100th appearance against Falconsrugby at the Stoop 🎉

Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.

Just bought some Viagra tea bags. They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.

Some harsh words about JK at Quins. Important to remember how loyal he has been & what a good guy he is. Being No 1 has not worked, but let’s not forget all his good qualities - and here’s hoping he finds a role coaching again soon 👍🏼

Your girls contribution to the where do you wanna eat discussion:

Asshole of the year goes to...😂😂 x.com/CauseWereGuys/…

Safe or dangerous?

Mo Salah! Mo Salah!

Well that's it then. I've been made redundant. #BigSam

You didn't think we wouldn't show @notz09's magnificent effort, did you? 😏 Here's the official Citizen Watch UK Try of the Season from the @FalconsRugby winger. #PremRugbyAwards