A more realistic HAL 9000:

A longer but more interesting read...

Everyone says Isildur kept the Ring out of greed. But they are wrong! Tolkien gave us a different truth… ▶️ Check out The Broken Sword YouTube Channel for more Tolkien content! #LordoftheRings #TheOneRing #TolkienLore #LOTR #Isildur #MiddleEarth #Tolkien #TheBrokenSword

When I say "send a text", that does not mean you can contact me via WhatsApp!!

Hey Google Maps could we have an "avoid ULEZ" and "avoid CAZ" option? Sometimes you have an older car and want to get somewhere, without paying extra!

Product review of my 4 month old son

Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is, in my book, a brilliant and classic song, I also thoroughly enjoy the Muppets, so posting youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY again, for your entertainment and for some distraction, if needed. Enjoy!

Have a look at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Ro… and the thread below, and discover someone who inspired many of the greats...

This is exactly why you put the milk in the bowl first and float the ceral on top!

THE BEST PIZZA EVER? 👀🍕

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined #mathjoke

Worth noting this thread.... for your information I have enrolled in the "Windows 10 Extended Security Updates"

Changing the version of JUnit 5 to 6.0.0 means I need to rename a few things in my build file....

Well the day is off to a good start!

I would recommend listening twice, the second time, with your eyes closed and focusing.... then you can hear The Professor

Some people have unexpected talents, but they are very definitely talents! youtube.com/shorts/o4bsZvV…

What we all need right now. I LOVE the comedy wildlife photography awards theguardian.com/environment/ga…

Come lunchtime today, I will have been on X/Twitter for 15 years, how time has flown and how times have changed but some things remain the same. Onwards and upwards....

If you have having "brunch" after lunch, then I think it should be called "lupper", unless it is breakfast food, then it should be "brealupper", but brunch after lunch is wrong!

I am currently playing "Milk Roulette" and so far, I have been winning, all day. The milk was best before 13th November, but so far brewing tea with it has been fine, but what about my next brew.....