Some people have a work wife, I have a work husband

My 5 year retirement plan might become a 5 day one.

I took the early out and am retiring on 4/5, 5 years before I'm eligible. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet but that's mostly due to Jim Beam.

Holy fuck!! A hooker would be less obvious.

Dude takes a bite and turns into a sprinkler ffs

Wrong answers only. Fight Club

Bitches, we were neurodivergent before we even knew what it was

If you're taking the VSIP, you're net will be about 16k. After federal and state tax, they still take pension, social security and Medicare tax

.Donald J. Trump , if I'd know you'd go extreme boomer I probably wouldn't have voted for you. You are taking away alternate work schedules that have been around 50+ years and threatening the supplement for anyone who retires at 57. Are you trying to retain geriatrics? WTF

I despise the research I have to do to get why libtards are calling Trump taco

I was today years old when I found out "girls just want to have fun" is a cover song

Why do Leftists only care whether ot not Trump is on the Epstein list? Do they not care about the rest of the pedos?

RIP Michael Madden.

What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? His "whore"Monica

2025, and Liberals still don't understand what a fact is.

From the guy that only mentions Trump regarding the Epstein files

Hot take: the Rolling Stone cover with Janet Jackson is hotter than the Sidney Sweeney AE ad

I'm this close to busting grocks brain

When your photo ops are so obvious you turn off comments

I pissed X off.