i think it's insane that crazy justifications or anecdotes have to be used to try to convince anyone that a woman should be able to make decisions about her body and health i fucking hate it here

gonna start saying we have so many facts and statistics at work

happy first day of beanie szn

crying this is hysterical

ran into ongo gablogian at the bar tn. better costume than i could ever dream of

someone should really tell ariana grande to eat something

just saw a facebook memory from college and it said 10 years ago. i'm gonna go throw up now

how is it that i'm still experiencing parentification at 28 years old

crazy that i literally just read parable of the sower like 2 weeks ago

new intern asked if i ever used claude and i was like what? took me 10s to realize he was asking if i ever use llms lmao nah dawg

there's so many things i wish i could tweet lately but i like my job

rip to all the hoes i lost along the way

my grandpa just shared a tik tok on facebook and i have no idea what to do with this information

what is your damage heather

today my intern told me i look like mikey madison.....

Happy Pi Day 🥳🥳

just went to tweet something and sadly remembered i'm an adult and want to advance in my career