The Mets making Libs of TikTok mad is easily their best achievement so far this season. Cry about it loser.

Incredible stuff. Both intellectually vacuous and politically cowardly

good thing you dont live here and the mets arent your team! go back to the wretched hole you crawled out of you ugly hateful bitch

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NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant. This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.

i want a bf so i can chill in his room like this

i ultimately think fry from futurama is my dream man. i am also deficient in a few vitamins

This is more statistically unlikely than defeating Cuomo in the primary, so he’s beaten the odds before…

how it feels going on a beautiful sunny walk listening to the new sophie album

accidentally walked into someones house thinking it was my airbnb

i hate the beach

No, Tehran looks like Tehran. Europe is not the benchmark or standard for modernity and cleanliness. Stop this reductive, orientalist framing. Something doesn’t have to be European for it to be valuable and worthy of admiration.

jd vance is trying to aura farm so hard here but he just looks fucking stupid and ugly lmfaoooo

need to go on a good date expeditiously or i may [REDACTED]

so hot out i’m gonna have 6 diet cokes for dinner tn