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Epstein y los billonarios satánicos aceptando a Hawking en sus fiestas pero no a Elon porque les daba cringe:

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My doctor after I turned 30:

puxatawney phil had serious shit on his mind in 1942

Kevin O'Leary SLAMS Fountains of Wayne LP3 'Welcome Interstate Managers' 23 years post-release "If you're going to experiment, you have to keep bloat in mind. This record could have been 6 tracks shorter." (via CNN)

summer olympics mfs: he accidentally sprained his leg, he will never be able to compete at any level again winter olympics mfs:

they do this to demoralize you. they hate you and want you broken.

JUST IN: Boston man shows up to the Polymarket Portal in -1° F weather wearing shorts, throws a snowball at Seattle.

7-year-old just called them “the Pooptriots” unprompted

“DRAKE MAYE THROW THE BALL!!!” Drake Maye:

"I'm European and American sport bad" 💬200 🔄10000 ❤️200000

Drake Maye finding out who his franchise left tackle is

Bud Cort in HEAT...

all figure skater routine music is either 1) Prokofiev's 4th 2) Score from Interstellar 3) Super Mario Bros. Theme - Epic Trailer Mix

The young intern who accidentally did a Retweet apologizes.

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.