Thanks to Twitter, when I close my eyes all can see is that Australian ‘break dancer’. Relentless. Mesmerising. Awful.

He see’s you when you’re sleeping. He knows your game’s delayed. He knows you’re on your 24th kolsch. So bring your Euro to be paid. #oneweektogo #zegamescom

The rumours of the creepy y puppets death have been greatly exaggerated.

Remember, remember the 6th of November...

Feeling more shocked than Dave Grohl right now.

Got a job opening on my team! Come work with me on some really exciting up-coming titles. Caveats: Marketing experience is required, and the role reports into a Senior BM. Plus you'll need to spend a couple of days a week with us in lovely Cambridge. jobs.eu.lever.co/frontier/5af44…

Exceptional work from Adam Jinkerson and DoubleJump to bring you these thrills and spills, and witness the moment Rugged Land Specialist: Arthur Tolmie‘s soul leaves his body.

Off to LA today, with a couple of jetlag riddled days to fill. It's a toss up between trying to fit in ALL the theme parks, or attempt to stalk the cast of Selling Sunset.

Watch this lovely trailer. Buy this awesome game. Make a rapidly aging woman happy.

So torn. Want to abandon this place thanks to its despotic and cringe owner. But at the same time this is the only place you can get Gary Barlow’s huge son content.

I'm not even going to apologise for this pun, but it has been a rollercoaster of a week so far, however here's some sunshine in a box for the world to enjoy. First one to create an effigy to Gary Barlow's massive son, wins.

Frankly these things were a mess, such lofty ambitions, such questionable execution. The perfect embodiment of Christmas: 5/7.

I’ve also hedged my bets and joined the exodus over to Bluesky, find me there as ‘gem-zar’ for the same highly sporadic, mediocre to down-right inane content.

I love Santa Clause: The Movie because it’s very much a film of two halves, the first being a classic sweet and charming sentimental Christmas tale, and then John Lithgow suddenly rocks up an hour into it and just fucks that shit up.

Another year of #TheTraitors, another year of amazing chalkboards. #TraitorsUK

Finally got my invite to pre-order the Switch 2, then there was a significant delay receiving my code, and now they’ve sold out of the Kart bundle. And no soft bundle option.

Just casually putting a fresh battery in the Ring doorbell this morning to make sure I don’t miss the postman. Leaving nothing to chance. #Switch2

When content becomes art.