Yep, definitely ill 🤧 (no snot or sore throat emoji though)

15 year old girls vaping outside school gate.... Yep, you're SO cool #SoYoungSoDumb

Went to a spa day yesterday and I can't help but feel like the R̶u̶s̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶p̶y̶ masseuse was trying to kill me. Definitely NOT relaxing!

We haven't stopped today!

Woke up with headache and back pain this morning 😣 and to top it off, the tabloids tell me Keanu has officially stepped out with a girlfriend. Devo.

Hate it when you're only a few pages off finishing a good book 😭

I am 100% not ok with it being Monday again in a few hours 👎🏻

No Monday.. just no.

WTF is eyebrow laminating??? 🤔

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At what point is it acceptable to open the alcohol today?? *Asking for a friend 🥂

Tell me Total10 what is your covid policy on cleaning between lodges between guests?? Because our lodge floor was filthy when we arrived this afternoon. I had to sweep it myself (and thus I assume the floor also had not been mopped) AND I came across a toe nail clipping 🤢

Most exciting day so far this year 🎉

My 11 yo daughter just made a PowerPoint presentation to try and convince my wife to let her go see Coheed and Cambria on this tour. Pics of the slides to follow. Claudio Sanchez Josh Eppard @TravStever Zachary Cooper

This will make you smile. #QueenElizabeth #QueenElizabethII The woman for who she was.

Love that it's totally acceptable at airports to have a pint first thing in the morning 👌🏻 #MyKindaPeople

HMRC Customer Support HOW exactly is anyone meant to rectify tax issues when YOU don't answer the phone?? 1 hour and 10 minutes on hold and then you say "Try another time, bye" Absolute joke.