Happy birthday to the love of my life - my partner in life, wife and best friend, Wiggly Squiggle. I love you more than you can possibly imagine :) xxxxxxxx

Thank you so much to all the lovely peeps who wished me happy birthday. I've had a fab day, playing pinball this afternoon followed by a lovely meal. Wiggly Squiggle has been amazing, and only got food down herself twice during the meal. xx

Hey Wiggly Squiggle - jealous much? I got a sticker....

What have I told you, Wiggly Squiggle ?

Thank you to everyone for your well wishes. Hopefully I'm now on the mend and Wiggly Squiggle will soon retake the title of the dribbliest thing in the house.

Waiting for our tube home at Kings Cross. A courteous woman moves up to make an extra space so we can both sit and wait. Wiggly Squiggle sits. Me: "That's very kind of you, but I don't want to sit next to her. She bites, and it's most unpleasant."

Happy 15th anniversary, Poppet. Love you so much! Although I think it's me who's lucky...

. U&Dave might wanna' check your output on Sky at the moment....

Dear British Gas Help, why have I received 9 identical emails about meter reading in 48 hours. They are clearly timed -please cease and desist. Please DM me for my account details.

.British Gas Help Clearly your systems don't work. I've communicated via your chat. I've queued via your call centre, and I've used your twitter. I've raised a complaint. What does someone have to do to stop you emailing me every 6 hours or less with the same message. STOP IT!

Thank you to everyone who kindly thought of me and sent me lovely birthday wishes. We had a fantastic weekend, although I seem to have caught a cold! Been taking it easy today. Px

So, British Gas, British Gas Help STOP HARRASSING ME VIA EMAIL!!!! 4-5 times per day, every day, for days now! I've even raised a complaint.

Tears before bedtime. It's lasted well, hasn't it, Wiggly Squiggle! Muse (with all the audacity) 🎃🖤

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Playing with a new toy today, when this happens...(Sound up) *Sigh* Wiggly Squiggle

I hate it when she does this. And clearly the cat does, too!

Ahhhh! My little girl is off to play at being a grown-up today. So proud! Wiggly Squiggle #ProudDad