Is this covered by the new SNP hate crime? Primary school pupils poster for their up and coming Fair. BBQ, ice cream, pet a pony and “ beat the gollie” 🙈🙈🙈

Watched the 80th DDay service again with the OH, major rant about the wreath carriers and layers, bumbling their way up and down. All except one, you know who you are sir, punched the lights out as you marched off 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🫡

Going to be a long quiet weekend, arrived back at 14:00, OH said I have recorded the trooping of the colours for you. With all due respect to number 9 Coy Irish Guards, I don’t want to watch 2hrs 45 minutes of perce spotty dogging chasing a hairy dug 😉😉😉🤬

Well the dogs obviously not voting snp then 😂🙈🙈

I imagine there might be 156 people praying it stays like this for the next seven days 😂😂😂

I have been working at the 152 Open at Royal Troon, been challenged to get interviewed by sky with the name Barry Buddon, challenge accepted, you have been warned 😂😂😂. IYKYK👍

Usual Saturday 4 ball, warm up consists of coffee and a roll. Old man just off the tee criticising your stretching routine. Have a second glance no ordinary 88 year old. Only 9 time major winner Gary Player, turn turn pose, it’s safe, and relax 😂😂😂😂

Margaret. You can come and get me now. Me, no I can’t. Marg. We agreed. Me. Yes we did, but I still can’t come. Marg. Give me one good reason. Me. You have both sets of keys. Marg. bbbbeeeee hung up. 😂😂😂😂

Sky commentator, “ that’s the railway, it’s busy with trains “ hardly going to be cars and buses is it.

Watching the Royal Military Tattoo but left the room for a second. OH shouts the Marines are on, rushed back in and it’s the feckin lot from across the pond, joking brothers, Semper Fi, anyone know a good lawyer 😉😉😉

Stalking the kingfisher since 07;30 this morning, see him flash past once, patience game. Casually look down and he’s perched inches from my foot 🙈🙈🙈🙈

On the Arran ferry and a call goes out for the missing coach driver, turns out he’s not a good sailor and had chosen a lie down 🤢🤢🤮🤮. I’ve seen bigger waves on Peter’s pool and the septic tank 😂😂😂

Not my sharpest picture but I was handicapped as I had the dog out for a walk and wasn’t going to upset the bird, next time 😂😂😂

At George Square in Glasgow this morning, suddenly realised the group in front were bootnecks. One liked my dogs Hoofin Helly Hansen commando green top. He asked if he was friendly , proudly said he only bites “crab air”. Very posh voice from behind said “ I hope not” raf officer

Friday the 13th, 39 years ago it was also the 13th when 7 words changed the direction of my life. Great times, in the dark times they would come back and I knew if I got my 💩 together I could change the outcome. “Royal Marines to your duties, QUICK MARCH”. Thank you brothers 🫡

Now where did I put my pussars planks 😉😉😉

Went to the VE 80 service this evening, school boy played the last post, not to “The Band” standard but a bloody good effort. Shook his hand and told him that 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼.

Like everyone I love taking the p##s out of crabair, particularly the girls in the regiment. Would never publicly say they were ever any good. Just listened to red arrows red 6 cockpit conversations after a bird strike destroyed his canopy. BZ mate, glad you got it back down 👏🏼👏🏼