There's nothing to fume over, so I'm gonna go and fume for fumins sake.

3 bloody cheers for Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang!!!! AGAIN!! And a million tears... When you need me and don't want me.. Ahhhhh have faith!

Can't cope with you, can't cope with me, can't cope with this, can't cope with that, just can't cope with anything and everything

The final 12 #XFactor

Gemma Lasikiewicz Francesca Couture xx

BIG NEWS.. Miss Francesca Couture opening a NEW store in L'pools Metquarter launching 13th Nov.. SO Exciting! RT xx

@glitterbugsbtq @NurseBlondie08 love this!! X

Carlsberg don't do grudges but if they did they still wouldn't hold them for as long as I do.

Viva la crank.

Before you settle down for the night be sure to check Facebook. You won't relax until you know what that lot had for their tea. Gobshites.

Calling 1(781) 452 4077 will put you through to the “Hogwarts Hotline”

Scouse Bird's diary: Ciggies: none, they're foul Gobshites: everywhere Calories: millions

Buy some shoes to cheer yourself up this January. You may be bursting out of your work clothes but shoes will always fit you.

If lads go to bed early it's coz they're fucked. If a girl goes to bed early it's coz shes fumin. Lyin in the dark, Fumin coz ur not arsed.

i.instagram.com/p/gyUj5IuCcJ/ - @JuiceFM Dan this is a clip of it?