Best way to ice someone is by hiding the bottle under the gas pedal in their car

How it feels doing private credit in 2025:

Astronomer CEO and head of HR if company was hq’d in Philadelphia instead of NYC

I know an afters when I see one

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

Happy for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce but do have to question the business practicality of this choice Can’t picture new records or tour tickets will sell as well for “Taylor Kelce” - just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it!

Top 5 bathrooms in NYC 🧵 1. The pool at Margaritaville

Crank hog, not that Soulja boy

If you think dry humping is cool, wait till you learn about wet humping

You either die unc or live long enough to see yourself become chopped

You either die huzz or live long enough to see yourself become slop

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

We have zero tolerance for direct or implicit threats against government officials. We've referred this matter to U.S. Secret Service and requested a full threat assessment.

Ah yes from the people that brought you Wiz - acquired by Google for $32bn (founded Jan-20 / sold Mar-25, ~$17mm of value created every day in existence) - your classic “resource poor country”

This hits extra hard if you were in a haunted house 1 year ago

There needs to be a better name for the “guy who works out 5-6x per week but won’t say no to 20 beers and 3 hot dogs” build

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

The doctor is at a moderate distance, not too close or too far.

This is like an entire season of White Lotus in one sentence.

Oh there’s more here: Geno smith on the Jets: 12-18 Geno smith on the Seahawks: 28-24 Sam Darnold on the Jets: 13-25 Sam Darnold on the Seahawks: 4-2