these are the times i wish i still lived in florida because a bitch can get a taco door dashed at any time

rlly wish starbucks opened earlier

planning a wedding is absolutely the most frustrating thing i have ever done and that says a lot

i rlly thought i was going to off my head over WEDDING INVITATIONS

RT and i’m calling the police on you

Me after going to the gym once

Scooby Dooby Doo where are u We need to find a submarine

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wait what did i miss and why am i on X

i always consider being late for starbucks

the way i’m ghosting 95% of the people in my life when that mf ball drops.. im out of energy for shitty people

i don’t want to hear anyone’s annoying ass pitbull story. “i got attacked” ok should’ve backed tf up idk

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

if something ever happens to my pups i genuinely don’t know how ill make it :(

i want to take a solo vacation so bad

little did i know… 😞

Second attempt at making a protein shake tf I do wrong 🤔😭😭