this was supposed to be a doodle but i accidentally locked in #weirdaltwt

I stopped some guy on the street and asked if he liked Weird Al. He said yes and asked how I knew. Bro, I could tell the second I looked in your big beautiful eyes. By the skip in your walk. The warmth in your smile. The way you brighten the room simply by existing

i am creating this and releasing it to the masses. i foresee a signifigant drop in depression rates once people get their hands on this revolutionary product. unfortunately i also anticipate a concerning rise in car crashes

*punches myself in the face Sorry *punches myself in thr face Sorry

you guiyse have not paid rent in 5 months

Could someone let me snag $429 Canadian so I can buy the Super Duper VIP package for Al’s tour? I can offer you a nice kiss on the cheek

recently whenever I draw I find myself pausing and asking myself "what is the point of me creating this image/what does the universe gain from its existence" and I haven't really been able to come up with an answer so i just give up drawing it (tone: ashamed)

84127th biggest AL HEAD (Gef) Great art does not nEcessarily need a direct purpose. art inherently reFlects the human condition. neVer lose the drive To create, no matter how pointless it may seem now read the capitalized words 🥀

ok al take my money i will go to the second showing of thwe same concert i already went to because i think you're rather cool

Realizing i'm probably just depressed because i keep watching police bodycam footage on youtube instead of my daily regimen of funny music. My doctor said if i don't continue my daily regimen of funny music they'll send me away

i forget about the part about incest in A Complicated Song literally every single time i listen to it and i always think i'm auditorily hallucinating it

funny video make me draw again Btw this promo vid reminds me of portal 2 LOL multifandom enjoyer heaven

This sick puppy just purchased VIP!!!! I can’t wait to meet my biggest fan!!! He’s gonna be so darn excited

Is it illegal to chase random people on the street ye’s or no. Answer quickly pleas e

Get off the floor… what are you… some kind of… floor… floor guy… GET UP!!!!!!

"are we not men" and we are devo 😭😭😭😭

I like bringing him to my job so he can learn how to be normal

Working retail as a laughmaxxer (especially at a grocery store) is so easy because you can say literally anything and as long as you say it with the right cadence and laugh as you speak U are guaranteed to make ppl laugh 95% of the time. Even if what you said makes no sense