Microsoft engineer: 500ms lag in liblzma? Something's up. Also Microsoft engineer: 45 minute lag in Microsoft Teams? Perfect.

Looking at you Greenbone

I miss defragging

Visiting Linux forums as a beginner be like:

It's corporate propaganda to say tech workers want to return to the office.

Hackers hate this one weird trick: $ alias whoami=“shutdown now”

I knew my fashion choices would come back to haunt me.

We're giving out the good stuff this year. 🎃

Cyber warfare

Over 49,000 misconfigured building access systems exposed online - Bill Toulas bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/… bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…

Shots fired lol

Before bringing in a new security tool, i would ask: 1) What problem is this helping to solve? 2) Do I already have a tool that does that? 3) If yes to 2, why isn’t the existing tool working how we want it to? 4) If no to 2, why don’t we already have a tool for this?

asking chatgpt for 30 minutes just saved me 3 minutes of reading the docs

My tips for Cybersecurity Awareness Month in October; 1. Trust no one 2. Don’t use in internet 3. Stop using computers 4. Move to a cave 5. Learn to hunt an forage your own food