Every single bike ride in a nutshell.

All that time and effort to look like Carol Burnett

Because he’s pleads guilty you thick cunt Patriots struggle with actually knowing how courts work

If Mr Brady really upped his game

Bought a pair of FORM goggles a week ago. Set a new PB on day two, beat that by a couple of seconds on day three, and today on day five, shaved off a whole two minutes. Pretty pleased with that.

Four weeks till I turn 50. Every haircut counts at this stage. *Googles ‘Botox local’*

The Other Two proves once again how ahead of its time it was

Newark MP Robert Jenrick is one of the few politicians who can best be described by an anagram of his constituency's name

Happy #PrideMonth ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

3.5 million views on a tweet that says a 9-year-old girl was shot in Ireland (she wasn’t) and that the attacker had explosives strapped to his body (he didn’t). It’s also clearly meant to imply the shooter was not Irish (he was). The far right are shameless in their incitement.

how the New York Post reports a gay man being murdered after having his home burned down and dog killed, and a trans woman resorting to self-defence while being assaulted. evil fucking rag of a paper

This isn't demand pricing - it's dumb pricing. Every empty seat is wasted potential. Business not done. Family not visited. Holidays not taken. Price every seat to sell.

We are all aware of Andrew Tate and all of the other angry weirdos that occupy the so called manopshere, vying for the attention of boys and young men who are short on confidence and real-life role models.

Oh, you guys.

Aaron Rupar

When a reporter asked Elon about his black eye in the Oval last week, Trump said he hadn't noticed it. Now he's claiming to have even offered him concealer. Not an important detail, obviously, but the way in which the American President so casually & endlessly lies obviously is.

King and Kudrow say there'll be a season 3 when they find an idea with contemporary relevance, but the answer is right there in this interview: Valerie needs to be on a Housewives-style show, where she's no longer the most venal, desperate cast member.

it was an honor to be alive during such a generational crashout

Fascinating to see Musk and his sycophants just admit that they’ve been lying little shits the last few months

Why are they all levitating?