Cancer effects us all, and my work is doing a massive fund-raiser. I'm participating in WalkWest Virtual Landmarks Challenge to support care for cancer patients in Melbourne's west! Please support my 42km, 21 day challenge. walkwest.com.au/s/3607/3781/t

Have the Tiges got a new yellow? #aflcrowstigers

Not worth going for 100 any more. No letter from the Queen to look forward to.

Any announcements from the AFL today?

Isn't Elon a weird enough name without people calling him/her/they Elmo to make it harder to remember?

Sagittarius B, an interstellar cloud 26,000 light years from Earth, contains a billion billion billion litres of alcohol.

I don't know anything about any current events. Please RT to create awareness of people who don't know anything about current events.

Apart from the chocolate I'm not sure why people live in Switzerland. I guess the flag is a big plus.

#askjimjefferies is Andrew Dice Clay following your lead with his new TV show?

The bravest Hawks fan of all? #AFLFinals Hawthorn FC #AFLHawksDogs