Amazing! And I think…YOU’RE RIGHT!

Life when you start going to the movies by yourself

IP address? you mean the bathroom?

I’m gonna bubble those guts, buddy

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

Thank you God for another day 🙏 Let’s get this 12 hour screen time

they just kicked me out of this wine bar for not having enough tiny tattoos

how it feels to invite people to your birthday party

What happened to Death Grips

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

ticketmaster will literally log you out an hour before your concert, delete your password, lock your account, shoot your dog, and then make you go to your mom’s email address that doesnt exist anymore to get your ticket

Bro you gotta try this high protein Caesar salad cold brew air fryer overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram

funny how there aren’t any lighthouses in the middle…… #thinking #biden

Doing this with your fattest friend instead of a dog

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

A ‘SURF’S UP’ sequel TV series is in the works. (Source: Deadline)