Oh, to jerk off in one’s own bed after time away.

Do you hate me?🥺 Do you want me dead?😖 Do you want to be the one to do it?😏

Art Deco Radio built by Air-King Products from 1930 to 1933

Happy Be Normal Friday! Stop being weird. Be normal.

Cuz it’s 1! 2! 3! fingers in at the old ball game!

Bed, 1800-10. Museum of Fine Arts, Boston.

Had a dream I was eating an ice cream sandwich made from a brownie, filled with vanilla ice cream and blackberry jam and now I need to make it

The bonds coworkers have in service are so special because the love we have for hating our customers will always be stronger than the hate we have for ourselves and each other

Grabbing a guy by the belt buckle and dragging him to a dark corner

Need an Arthur Ave sandwich so so badly

Me when I’m an uncle

The kids are diagnosing Cordelia from Buffy with autism on TikTok

Few things hotter than a guy riding his bike with no handlebars

I love a man with a nose. A nosey nose that noses…. nosily.

BREAKING NEWS: This just in, sources have confirmed that everyone is mad at you and a summit is being held to decide whether or not anyone like… even really likes you that much.

Tonight we finally answer the question, are we human or are we dancer?