I’ve been waiting for this. x.com/theincredibles…

See you later Morehead. Thank you💙✊🏻

Yak to back x.com/ravenmarti13/s…

Perks of being friends with me is I'm the fat kid that always has food or down to go eat

When Vin Diesel sings "Quick like a turtle lay on your back" during the Peter Panda Dance. x.com/ravenmarti13/s…

Snappers coming y’all way, entering the rap realm again. Sorry for the wait

“That’s what she said” -Michael Gary Scott

Students: we want better parking Morehead: new dorm? Done Students: No, just better parking Morehead: Three year renovation on ADUC? Say no more Students: No, we just want bet... Lady that pretends she’s a cop: *parking ticket for being on Main Street 1 hr in a 2 hr spot* x.com/wattsjake_/sta…

#Deadpool2 tonight Madison 😈

I'm judgmental about the food I see people eating. Y'all be cooking steak into beaf jerky and talkin bout how good it looks, or full plate of microwavables and saying "wife me"

Tipps: I winked at her Me: What? Why? Tipps: It was a reflex @tippstweets

“All my friends call me Plop now. So, thanks PBS.” -Pete Miller

I have officially peaked

For Kevin Garnett's 42nd birthday, take a look back at his classic 'This is SportsCenter' commercial.

All I know is that you’re my baby and you give me good vibes

I bought Twinkie Ice cream tonight.

🎶“Pork chops in the niiight”🎶 Madison

Looks like Will Smith is back in the studio! 🎤🎶

Fried rice. Bejing beef. Orange chicken. Panda Panda Panda