Lots of my neighbours have dogs, the smell dog pee in the area is atrocious with the weather we've had so thankful for this blast of rain

This guy is an inspiration

Cunt belongs in a cage

I play golf with a lad that has never seen Happy Gilmore. I feel if he watches it he will enjoy golf way more than he does

Amazon splitting Clarksons Farm is a PITA

A story of many parts. Michelle agrees she's a lampost

The description being given so quickly after the Liverpool incident was to stop gammons burning mosques.

Something very satisfying about baking a crusty loaf

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Donate money yis bollixes

Twitter last night v was wild, people foaming at the mouth hoping the Carlow incident was carried out by a foreigner and on the other side people foaming at the mouth because he was Irish. Decency missing from every side, not a thought for any victims.

Drivers that strike bridges should be flogged in public.

It has just occurred to me that Bart Simpson is now 48years old.

Brits are wild, if this was me I'd make sure the one my other half was swiping was the nicest.

I see the coked up gowl is making an arse of himself again. Again I lament the fact he could have had such a positive impact on society but instead chooses scumbaggery.

8 weeks off work... and I'm not even a schoolteacher. First day was productive, started this beast, buttoning up and fairing on tomorrow. Pint time now.

Laws around rent are being decided upon by a load of landlords in the dail. How many government TDs are renters?

You do not have power, you have money, money is not power. The majority want you to feck off and die.

Its starting to resemble a bike again.

I dont normally do the food shop, I can't be trusted if the truth be known. I did today and feck me, nobody is living in Ireland right now, we're all just surviving, everything is so expensive and nobody is being held to account