I know we knew about this already, but do you ever see a headline and think “wow this was engineered in a lab just for me”?

bernadette peters could do god is a woman and ariana grande actually could do sunday in the park with george and I’m so happy for that

“Sydney Sweeney almost ruins the film with a truly middling performance”

zohran mamdani what is your plan to stop the academy from nominating diane warren for a bad song in a shitty movie every year at the oscars

wicked for good shortlisted for cinematography I have to laugh bitch I’ve watched bootlegs from the gershwin that looked better

getting emotional thinking about jonathan bailey’s finishing the hat 😭

brands are taking this wrapped thing too far like who asked for a linkedin recap??

had to hit the #ellamccaychallenge before my 9am screening of avatar

varang in avatar is low key giving lorde man of the year

is it possible to disable fuck ass instagram reels autoplaying out loud every time you accidentally swipe to the wrong page or are they just trying to make me never open that app again

blue tv still going strong

leaving the room instead of engaging with family members saying stuff that pisses me off

in the words of sondheim: “the closer to the family, the closer to the wine”

well unrelease it

why did I think he had joined the ensemble of death becomes her

crazy how stranger things went from required viewing to me having to force myself to not play on my phone while watching

is mark hamill seriously campaigning for the long walk? even if I thought his performance was good (I don’t) it’s obviously a supporting role

Kate Hudson over Amanda Seyfried at both SAG and BAFTA is my villain origin story