Please read this:

Is there anyone else on this God forsaken turd box that cannot wait for some of these bitches to get fat and old? Just me?

I’m sending my friend a thank you card and I think this one is the most fitting! Morgan Fairchild do you approve?😉

My husband watching ANY MOVIE.

Fuck you SCOTUS and the racist, homophobic and misogynistic horse you road in on. #republicanssuckass

Yup

If I see one more picture/story about people’s time at the BEYONCÉ concert, I’m gonna SCREAM. Yeah. I get it. You had an extra $400 to spare. Woo-hoo. 🤨 Just kidding. Just jealous…

Being a dolphin must be hard/weird. Most of your life is holding you breath or fucking for fun. #iwannabeadolphin

Sexy Chanel ft Britney Spears😏

Why are all watch repair people grumpy as f*ck?

There really is nothing right in Florida?Leprosy may now be endemic in Florida, report suggests nbcnews.com/health/health-…

Trump’s mugshot tomorrow! 😂🤡🍊

FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR I WORE MAKEUP YALL… AREN’T YOU PROUD?

Has anyone ever said that LeAnn Rimes is the Tanya Harding of country music?

RT if you wanna watch me fuck

Please retweet to show our love for Joe! 💙 #AmericaLovesJoe

This is amazing for so many reasons. I’m leaving it at that. Please watch.

MAGA Bootlicker Bo Loudon wanted to dress up as ICE and troll immigrants in Tampa so I dressed as an Alligator and sang about the Epstein list to him 🐊🔥🇺🇸 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to troll MAGA 🐊🇺🇸