Me before my team gets eliminated: “Hey soccer isn’t so bad maybe I’ll start watching it.” After: “This is the boringest 90 minutes of my life.” #FIFAWorldCup2022

Does Doritos cool ranch mean that there are people that eat tortilla chips with ranch??

Is The Devil Wears Prada a perfect movie?

The after-episode previews in Korean dramas are an art form.

Is charcuterie a New Year’s Eve thing?? Seeing lots of people doing it.

I didn’t necessarily agree with it winning Best Picture (so many good movies that year), but looking back now, there’s probably no other movie where I think about the themes more often than Nomadland.

I just made an omelette and it was disgusting.

Rian Johnson so hot right now. So excited to check out Poker Face.

If I have to get off my brothers Netflix and start a new account, does that mean I’ll have start on a brand new algo? Sometimes I think the algo knows me better than me. I’ll miss you old friend.

At the end of every season, tv shows should do that thing in broadway where the cast comes out holding hands and bowing to music.

When the friend from high school that couldn’t even pass algebra tells you he wants to try coding AI, I’m like “Dude… totally go for it! I know you struggled in the past but we’ve grown a lot since then. No matter what happens though, we’ll support you and be proud of you.”

So many amazing comedies I loved were canceled too soon. Go On, Happy Endings, Don’t Trust a B*, and now Reboot. Super sad stuff.

Never realized how weird ears are.

Fast X your seatbelts

This is driving me crazy. Anyone that plays set ID the set for me?? #set #setgame

If we weren’t supposed to pick our nose, then why is the finger the perfect size for picking??

I wonder why we as audience members are completely okay with the overhearing something important while taking a shit trope. That has never happened to me ever. And I take a lot of shits at work.

Mid-life crisis in the 90s: buys a flashy red sports car. Now: Fuck it, I’m getting guac today.

The app formerly known as Twitter

At this rate, were gonna have a David Fincher Monopoly movie.