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Hey man I'm sorry I damaged some of your books by stomping on them. I thought I could jump into them. I thought they were worlds

need coffee

the most consistently great podcast of all time is your kickstarter sucks. they’ve been doing the exact same thing for years and it’s still so so funny. just the best.

i’ve received an omen — nay, a blessing — from the football gods, and it whispers… GO HONKS

public art not only allows a city's people to reflect its creative abilities onto the built environment, but uplifts the spirit of residents and visitors alike

Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II My first of many. Out now. youtu.be/6L0-GagCfM0

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

i no longer care about "nutting" . i want to serve in the national guard , as a real estate agent

AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS.

ever heard of the knife alien

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911: What's your emergency ME: My dog think he slick

*making nervous smalltalk as Anubis weighs my heart

[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?

JANET JACKSON: It's Janet...or Miss Jackson if you're nasty. ME: Janet it is. I'll call you Janet. Scenario #2 does not apply to me, thanks.

[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night [Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning [Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien