genuinely despise Daniel Levy

I’m deliberately laid back about transfer windows these days but this is genuinely as hulimiating as it gets isn’t it

Thirty years ago I was a nerd and built the website for Save Our Spurs. Since then I’ve tried to take a more laid back approach but this is as big a fuck up as it’s possible to imagine. Levy is a cancer

What I don’t understand is why Levy has no “I’ll show those cunts” instinct. He’s quite happy being as disappointing as we all expect year after year

In the last few weeks we’ve signed Gibbs-White, Savinho and Eze. Fun wasn’t it

like two new signings

very normal thing to wonder about

Honestly we could have won the lot with even an iota of ambition. We’ve lucked out on some of the best players in the history of the game and done absolutely fuck all to support them. Absolutely extraordinary incompetence. What a cunt he is

i agree with this but we’re signing neither so who gives a fuck

Can’t have this I’m afraid. Yeah it’s pretty humiliating but transfers honestly don’t matter as much as football

Having more games on Mondays and Fridays is just a wonderful treat isn’t it

these are my favourite genre of Invert tweets

We are just a bang average side with absolutely no stardust. Going to be a hard watch this season

Okay blimey

Johnson making no effort to get back onside there has made me very angry

What an absolutely brilliant performance in the end. One of the best i can remember since Pochettino. Pressing, winning 50-50s, balance between defence and attack. Give Frank a bit of help cos the man can coach alright

Arsenal fans clutching their pearls over that Eze mural bring ruined. It’s literally just graffiti. It’s not sacred. People have as much right to chuck white paint all over it as you did to do the thing in the first place 👍

Theo Walcott is an astronomically terrible pundit. Loses his train of thought mid sentence, think he’s a bit simple

That Dowman has an Arsenal face. Incredible. Where do they breed them?