If I walked in on this. One of those 3 people would be calling 9-1-1 cuz I’d be too busy murdering.

Uhm 🎉 Aunt Jen 🎉 …☺️

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🍀 If anyone needs some luck, I’m sharing my double yolk boiled egg with you.

I had so many certificates and my mom would never take me. I’m still bitter about it. Maybe that’s why I hate pizza?!

Whoever draws my name for this project. My condolences. #brainhack #scaryplace

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Not sure how long you’re supposed to charge a bulldog but she’s been there for 30 min. Still not done.

‘Sup

Live look inside our pantry. They leave empty boxes but someone saw fit to leave the last 2 ritz crackers just..on..the..shelf. 😒

Ok but, who would I do demonstrations to in the middle of the aisles to prove we *need* whatever random thing I just found out existed at Costco? I spend 98% of my time there saying BABE LOOK!

Hey. #rockchalk

I almost died. #RockChalk

I arted.

There should be a law that says softball can be indoors until May in Nebraska.

It’s not officially Easter til it smells like farts in your house #deviledeggs

Can a smart TV get a virus or hacked? I ask because there’s some suspicious shit going on with mine right now.

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