When u get behind the nightmare lady Target checkout 🤯

Sitting in the sun. #sunburn #perfectweather

Not using punctuation #dumb #impropergrammar

Missing my presh niece #livingfarfromfamilysucks Maggie

Of course I miss my presh nephew too @danthemailman00 #preshnephew

Root canals suck #goingtothedentistsucks

"I don't go to sleep, I fall asleep" (Fiona) #sleep

I have a black belt in shopping. – xxMK

Tango is da bomb diggity

Yelling "You have a hot a**" to a mom holding a child while driving by = not cool

"You do know that beavers build dams?" "Yes but I don't know damn about beavers!" #beavers #don'tknowdamn

#lucaslaurence

#bobrawlins #rubitout Kane

PAW Patrol Rescue Run - NEW Member Everest - Nickelodeon,dc,dkxkx, Qyyyy#######.### youtu.be/suENDdWB0-k

Got my vote in. #teamtrump #womenfortrump #makeamericagreatagain #trump2016

Inauguration Day!!! #PresidentTRUMP