I would like to welcome Rhys Hoskins to my fuck you list. He joins Ben Simmons and Markelle Fultz on people I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire

Hey Infinity Ward I would like my double xp tokens refunded. Used one and my game froze. Reloaded and now I can’t get into a game. Why would you make them go off real-time and not gametime

9 days into NNN. I feel like I’m about to ascend to another plane of existence.

Hey Infinity Ward fix your fucking game. Still can’t play with friends

Whatever you do don’t fuck a girl in your dreams. You will nut in your sleep (but at the same time she can’t get pregnant)

If this doesn’t sum up modern warfare. Infinity Ward your whole game is a dev error

Hey Activision Infinity Ward how has the game been out for close to a month and I still can’t edit my class between games?? Y’all are so fucking lazy

Over a month into this years COD and still can’t edit classes between games when playing with friends. Wtf are you doing Infinity Ward this is a joke

Wow Mike Missanelli is a soft ass coward. I challenge his logic on bashing Provorov and he responds and immediately blocks me. Glad you got fired Tyrone is doing a better job than you

Hey Eli Apple just reminding you that you’re toast

There is nobody I’d rather see get wiped off the face of the earth more than KFC Barstool. Guy is a legit cancer on society. I woulda traded him for Britney Griner

Hey Mookie Betts fuck you

Hey NBC Sports Philadelphia can you get your channel working it’s been 3.5 innings and service is still down

Bills kicker just sent that one into the north tower

It’s a shame really. He just plays the game the right way. Kinda guy you’d want your daughter to date

Fuck Amber and her alerts. No reason I should be woken up thinking I’m about to suffer some imminent attack. Fuck do I look like Batman?

You ever just say fuck it and click on a link that is 100% a virus cuz the girl in the ad was hot and there’s always that’s .01% chance it isn’t a virus

I gotta stop drinking rumple mints every week

Someone get me Matt Eberflus address

Damn I’m gonna have to start throwing quarters at these strippers