There's no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Your mcm took 60mg of adderall and drank an entire 32oz can of Monster just to study for his Intro to Biology final that’s tomorrow morning. He’s in the library right now sweating profusely and writing the definition of “nucleus” on a flashcard. He needs a 118% to pass the class

Texas Christian Univeristy vine.co/v/OInWLEEPqi2

He’s gone savage people

I truly can’t handle this animal

This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. 1 John 4:9 #lcGodWithUs

me on twitter in 2012: just feel asleep on my couch lol im so random! XD me on twitter now: i am one (1) mental breakdown away from eating a tide pod

My uncle made margaritas for the adults of the fam. When I asked for one my grandma handed me a capri sun and told me to go back to the kid table. I’m almost 22 and still can’t get NO RESPECT.

Happy New Years babymommas and Baby soon to be mommas and mommas who don’t need baby’s to be mommas

I give OU the permission to put my tuition towards the hiring of a new defensive coordinator

Thank you Sooner Nation. Thank you for giving me never ending support. I hope you know I gave it everything I had. It has been and unbelievable ride and I'm so glad we enjoyed it together. I love y'all. God Bless and Boomer. -Bake

Happy Gabuary, celebrate accordingly

We tear you down to build you back up Willy x.com/wil_amos/statu…

It’s just nice to see Alabama finally win one.

Sometimes you have to face your fears to fulfill your calling.

Welcoming some of the newest #lifechurch LXP #interns from round one. (Praying for the next round of interview candidates!)

Does anyone know how Akon is doing?? Like is he happy?