"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

"Life is just one damned thing after another"

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"The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!"

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"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose."

"The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune."

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I?m beginning to believe it."

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. ~Chinese Proverb

He who sings frightens away his ills. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. ~Emory Austin

Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. ~Marilyn Penland

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. ~Josh Groban

"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo,

and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future."

"There are a lot of jobs in this town, if you want to work 40 hours a week.?"

"Unthinking faith is a curious offering to be made to the creator of the human mind."

"A critic is a legless man who teaches running."

"Freedom is a package deal - with it comes responsibilities and consequences."