goPuffing solely a bag of chips, dip, and a gatorade for $18 just now is the most fat bitch thing I’ve done in a minute that’s for sure

pulled up to the arbys drive through speaker and the girl said “I’ll be with you as soon as I can someone just hit our building” what happened to hello, how are you?

in all seriousness I need someone to make a detailed pros and cons list on bringing Jonny Craig back to Dance Gavin Dance at this point

no thanks I’d rather not talk about the $300+ in parking tickets I owe to the Dormont borough

they turned the Greentree Boston Market into a Chipotle…. this is my 9/11

I’d give my left tit for a large banana pudding from Bucees rn

the “badussy” rap guy actually has some bangers and I didn’t believe it until I heard it for myself tbh

no pain like knowing you’ll be missing Show Me the Body when they come through in May 😔

living in Pittsburgh makes me miss drive thru gas stations/carry outs so bad lol

good morning the neighbor is blaring Since U Been Gone/Pumped Up Kicks so loud the walls are shaking

I don’t understand why you can’t just wear sunglasses to look at the eclipse and have to have special ones and at this point I don’t care enough to ask anyone to clarify lol

convinced it’s more expensive to breathe air in the state of Pennsylvania

looking at old Ed Hardy tees on eBay I fear I am in fact back on my bullshit

being married with dual income/no kids leads to Sam and I planning on starting our back pieces in tandem this winter lol

the party boy music from Jackass could wake me from a coma

The people saying the Olympics was disrespectful to Christianity don’t understand what’s disrespectful to Christianity are a lot of Christians lol

why my dog look like it follows