Zohran won. We’re in the bomb shelter.

Always cool to see Antithesis in action. We just deployed new code for caching of the sqlite b tree pages. It survived 2 days in our simulator, and we deployed to production to help a customer's workload. 2 days later, Antithesis finds an arcane combination of events that

Meanwhile bloodthirsty liberal feminists want to bomb Iran because women don’t have a right to create an Onlyfans

"Nothing from my end, thanks." "Nothing from my end, thanks." "Nothing from my end, thanks." "Nothing from my end, thanks."

131,012 accounts answered this poll. By a margin of 16 to 1, respondents believe Epstein was an asset of government intelligence. I agree. For which country did he work? Who is on the list?

“Speaking bad about the dead in a sin in Islam” IDF soldier: *dies in a horrible explosion* Me:

this is in the running for worst post ever made

BREAKING: IDF blames 'technical error' after Gaza officials say children collecting water killed in strike. 🔗 Read more trib.al/zeZqLna

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has never visited Epstein's Island.

>criticizes Trump daily for like a decade >finally defends Trump on something >it’s the Epstein list

Portugal is our greatest ally. It is a major priority for the United States to stand by Portugal. We can not tolerate those who criticize and hate Portugal. I stand with our allies in Portugal. See how weird that sounds?

the evil jihadists of hamas killed a former baby

Me driving home knowing there won’t be a second date, but atleast she knows why Cunha & Mbeumo will cook in a 3-4-2-1

United fans posting “👀” in the quotes

BREAKING: Right now, Israeli settlers are attacking the Christian village of Taybeh, near Ramallah in the West Bank—setting vehicles on fire and hurling stones at homes.

Tweets in English Tweets in Hebrew

The entire Department of Justice is mobilizing because a 100 pound girl lightly shoved a man wearing an IDF shirt. Multiple congressmen are involved too. Same day we increased tariffs on Canada because they said something mean about Israel. Beyond parody.

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Social media may be the most important invention of the 21st century. I truly believe that before it, we were only slightly more informed about the true state of the world than farm animals. Because this has literally been happening since 1948, but have you ever seen it on CNN?