TSA is going to kill you on sight

If the world was a fair place, this young man would be running Vogue instead of a nepo baby with terrible taste

Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper and I’m so serious

Not one single bone of nonchalance in me.

sam was born to play lestat

This year has taught me that a good year can also be a hard year. I have held joy and pain in equal measure. The joy hasn't made it less painful & the pain hasn't made it less joyful. It’s the year I learnt what it means to hold all things in a delicate balance.

Every single one of these is hilarious

i just wanna lose my lil stomach but i can’t stop eating 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

The age that I'm turning this year sounds kind of serious

when i complain about my body but i keep eating

Really lovely commentary and the food looks wonderful, but I just can’t eat from a bakery ran by a poopy pants 🤢🙅🏾‍♀️

Normalize telling boys the stories of what women in the family went through. Boys seem to hear "grandma makes the best tortillas" while daughters hear "grandma was married at 14." Tell the boys the cost of their favorite meals, too.

“I’m sweating? No, it’s just rain. These fools can’t make me sweat”

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

The realization that you’ve grown past the age of being a ‘promising young person’ and are now just an underachiever is bitter in a way that’s nearly impossible to articulate

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

K!ller: ...and I will k!ll everyone you love Me: I love you K!ller:

yes, the best easter tweet has risen!!

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”