This but I do it and worry later that they think that 🥴

There are so many times I want to unmute my mic in meetings just to laugh at the shit people say

I hate when people say if you’re going to do something then don’t complain about the effects. Imma do it and complain because I can 😤

Celebrating this new full time hire by reinventing my work wardrobe but also… I just want to shop🤗

I got the 3 men in my work area to wear pink today in honor of mean girls. And I got one of them to watch the movie the night before and gave him a quiz. My power:

Housing market: *goes crazy* Couples: *expedite relationship* Me: *looks at houses with my mom* 🤷🏾‍♀️

My coworker told me I look like a literal fucking angel. That’s the nicest comment anyone has ever made on my appearance. What the hell.

Idk if my neighbor has someone who helps them move but the same person who opened my door almost a year ago tried to do it again today. I opened the door and said hello and he just slowly backed away looking like I was wielding a knife

It’s about that time again. Time to rewatch Degrassi🤗

To this day I hate fake ass indie voices

Wow, Target is even on trend with their front book displays

Keke Palmer interviews are medicine. Cat help but laugh😂

My mom texting me “Dinner:” and a list of everything she’s cooking, first thing in the morning should be its own love language🥰

Randomly remembering that Pete Wentz’s mother is black and of Jamaican descent

Me catching up on Keke Palmer’s podcast and hearing her talk about her future wedding with that man…

I didn’t think Twitter was changing names that soon. I opened this app thinking I accidentally downloaded a new one.

I hate a “idk if I’ll be busy” bitch.

I appreciate that parakeet is spelled exactly how you would think