Don’t forget to charge the floof!

I'm a little out of practice but I'll try 😔 And that sounds like a hassle, I'll just bring eco bags everywhere.

Oh, my god-LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUED. Pets are fun companions though. Our pets and I can wait for their dad to be home together.

Drinks aspirin with a tall glass of wine. He's too young to reach this stage already but that's just life.

Looks at the shiny ring on his right ring finger. Time to take this off.

STOP THIS BEHAVIOR, YOU HAD ENOUGH LAWSUITS ALREADY. Only if you behave and stop bothering endangered species.

I'm divorcing you before you have the chance to rip our marriage certificate into shreds.

WE DON'T HAVE THE CERTIFICATE YET

Please, just let them live in peace, they're just minding their own businesses....

Izuku, I'm this close at handing you to Overhaul.

Pets his cats to cope with stress.

What's TJ?

I,,,, kinda wish to have a baby? How did I catch this baby fever and so suddenly at that...

Once I swore I'd never find someone like my dad, personality wise and/or physically. Fast forward to where I am now, and jokes on me, I'm marrying someone with hot bara tiddies. Karma's a bitch.

Wait, I'm a little confused,,, Which part of what I said offended you-

Goes to the kitchen to make hot cocoa because he can't sleep.

You were WHAT??!

YOU WERE STABBED OH MY GOD

YOU DID WHAT NOW?? MOVE! WE'RE GOING TO A HOSPITAL

Can't a man just have a normal, peaceful day without any shocking news? No? Is that too much to ask?