Out buying some pre-wrapped healthy treats for the kids… and if I ever say that, please suffocate me with a fist full of candy corn.

Angels vs. Mariners in Anaheim. Go Cubs?

There's something seriously disturbed with these people. #theyareflugtagcrazy

Rainbow Harbor, Long Beach for National Red Bull Flugtag. Wow

“Nick Wechsler: ” This is amazing!

Go Chargers!

Please retweet this. Sincerely, Stephen #lordofthetweets

RIP brilliant. funny Marcia Wallace, tireless advocate for working actors. Long live Carol Kester & Edna Krabappel!

Seeking truth is admirable, but maybe the internet isn’t the place to find it.

“C. S. Lewis: What does not satisfy when we find it, was not the thing we were desiring. #CSLewis” Yup.

Miss you, Isabella.

Philip Seymour Hoffman dead - so sad

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

2nd best selfie ever? #ValentineInTheMorning

Andy was awesome. Can't wait for Colbie and Ed. This is definitely #MYBigNightOut

This is a perfect night at the Bowl. Loving #MYBigNightOut

2nd Day of Giveaway! Retweet this photo for your chance at winning some free 20 Stages merchandise! #SH20Stages

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