I gathered my guts one time, stormed into her dm and expressed how I felt and needed to know what the probabilities of being together with her were. I don’t even recall how the conversation went. Needless to say, that explains how the conversation went. 😔😔😔

what the fuck does “im in the missoni room at the byblos” mean man

Fucked around and now my TL is 79.2% atheism. 🥲

That nigga a coward btw.

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

rt if a woman has never paid for your haircut before

The one JAŸ-Z quote that stood out to me in his new GQ interview “I just see the world for what it is, not for what I want it to be. I’m a realist. It’s not idealistic. People speak about the world how they want to see it. You’re never going to win like that.”

“I’m fucking Jay Z!”

Jay-Z is the world’s wealthiest musician, with an estimated net worth of $2.8 billion. go.forbes.com/sBjPho

Niggas is wilding out today. 😭😂

TL is crazy today. 😭😂😂

Boys no get sense dawg. 😂😂😂

The crazy thing with some of these cruise tweets is that they don’t make sense to me at first, until I interchange “women” or “her” with “men” or “him”, and then it doesn’t sound so bizarre anymore. 😭😭

Nolan : Its a space Movie so keep the music simple Meanwhile Hans : Sureeee🗿

Bruh I don laugh tire. 😭😂😂

I should buy songs more.

“Boyyyyyyyyy 💅🏽” 😭😭😂😂😂

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

I admire this app’s ability to go from fooling all day one minute to holding serious conversations the next, and standing on business at each appropriate time. Because how has the TL totally shifted from date jokes to such a sensitive topic in the snap of a finger? I applaud it.