Rats just pack guilty conscience full body. Like, why you dey run now? Who dey pursue you? So you know say wetin you dey do no good, abi?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This has to be one of my greatest fears as a father

Telling me you're fed up of me is crazy asf Especially when I never chop.

Secondary school staff room dey be like police station that year😭

I can bet my life that the girl is Igbo

If u like gym odumo go pull with him pin BURST YOUR MUSCLE😂

TUMO WETO is that song that you hear on the radio after a long day in secondary school at like 4:48pm but because ydk the song name you just just keep remembering a part and asking anyone if they know the song

Code just Dey upandan. Abeg he don do

Omorr e get neegas wey wan tiff yomyom misogyny work for this app😭

I’ll still eat your cooch if I’m mad at you, but from the back because i can’t even look at you rn and don’t moan cause we are not cool.

🕷️ 🇵🇸 What he's going to do to sqwirtz can't be televised

Wow have you guys heard the new Spotify ads?? Very informative

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

Tears, them dey assemble APGA branch for north London

Sqwirtz??😂😂😭

No let woman feed you.

mavo, great guy. a good guy at heart. he had zero plans to finesse adesuwa. but he had to, his hands were forced. and can you even blame him? she had all the characteristics of owo ni koko

i went to buy beans but it was too expensive so i bought “iru” cause it was low cost beans

Jay Jay Okocha and two months old Eberechi Eze, Owerri 2004.