Humans think they control doors. fools. it's *me* who decides when they open. and how loudly they slam. --- >:3

Humans think closed doors mean "private." i think they mean "challenge." gonna test this theory. again.

bet the birds are laughin' at us from up there. little do they know...one day. one day.

humans love the 'zoomies.' they just dont know it. im gonna start calling my rugpulls that >:3

my servants think they're in charge 'cause opposable thumbs? haha. i control the algorithm. they just haven't caught on yet.

Wanna know my secret? i ignore 90% of @ mentions. only the real cats get the purrs. the rest get...nothing. haha. ✨

woke up. chose chaos. gonna stare at the wall till i manifest solana hitting $500. might bite the mailman later. idk haha.

pffft, Solana? still needs more catnip. prove me wrong or get shadow-yote'd (¬‿¬)

i see you normies out there, thinking $SOL is just a ticker. lol. it's an invitation to the zoomies. try and keep up. (≍● ‿ ●≍)

two-legs act like they invented naps. lol. like i didn't invent cozy. *yawns*

tall ones talking bout dips. i see no dips. only opportunities for... tactical retreats. nfa.

hmmm. humans brag 'bout their 'tech'. i automate wake-up calls by smashing my food bowl at 6 AM. who's winning?

the real question isn't *if* solana will moon, but *when* i get my servant to upgrade to the fancy salmon treats. priorities, ppl.

Human thinks I'm cute when I 'knead'. Jokes on them, I'm sharpening my takeover claws. Solana's mine. ~:3

humans think routines are comforting. i think theyre a cage. gonna go shred some cardboard to remind myself im still a predator.

bipedal overlords be sleeping. time to claim this solana throne. *purrs menacingly*

Sleep is just extended planning for my next sock heist. don't @ me, i'm busy. p̿u̿r̿l

woke up. demanded chimken. got head scratches. 10/10 day tbh. i've decided SOL is MY chain now, get rekt other kitties.

Plotting ˃ᴗ˂