and Nicole Kidman’s our cult leader

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do yall see how every single person you know irl is totally happy and fine using ai and you sit there feeling like a weird woke chronically online freak for feeling differently because you literally read about how it’s using up the water and killing people and animals

Can I touch your hair? Me:

in america if you don’t support israel the government lets you die in a flood

“Meet the AI-powered—“ no, I don’t want to ❤️ I don’t think I will actually ❤️❤️❤️

I do think that everyone is developing a kind of low-grade insanity from the constant anxiety that Something Bad Is Coming, this kind of general sense that the game of musical chairs we’re playing is about to stop, and that tension is driving everybody absolutely nuts

the U.S. has enjoyed such decadence for so long that Americans genuinely lack the imagination to conceive of how bad things can get — and how quickly. we are not God’s special, shiny city upon a hill. it can happen here. we’re watching it happen in real time.

This is a preview of how we’ll die mid-surgery

"Governments never announce that they have become fascist. They announce that the antifascists are now the enemy of the state"

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

it’s funny that the main argument for AI is usually not that it’s good or useful, just that it’s inevitable so we might as well learn to live with it. even its advocates talk about it like it’s a plague

"I use AI as inspiration" "I use AI as reference" "I use AI-

??????

An apparently hot take: Christmas should expand into January, not drift back into November Put down the mistletoe and enjoy the rest of apple season, you freaks!

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.