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My momma always told me, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

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When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you've won, it just means your stupidity isn’t worth my time.

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Things I haven't learned in high school: How To Pay bills Buy a house Apply for college But I can graph a polynomial function

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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. RT if your mind = blown.