It’s Friday and you know what that means. Yup me and the USDM boys gettin’ together in mom’s basement again. Hoping the girls come over for a lil 7 Minutes in Heaven.

Spotted: USDM Guy trying to bulk up in preparation for P200. Too late for that, just going to have to run and ice up later boys.

Dude in front, Team USDM. Dude in back, all other P200 runners. #wegetityoudrinkbeer

Hey TeamUSDM in all seriousness, this is fun isn’t it? I mean, I’m having as much fun as a Moncks Cornerian on a date w/ my cousin.

Reunited and it feels so good. #7moreweeksofshittalking

A beer chug (straight arm if that helps) says Team USDM wore Big Johnson shirts jorts w/ extra long weave belts back in the day. #teamusdmfacts

Looking good Team USDM. Where are your other 10 teammates? Insert the standard issue mom/sister/girlfriend comment here:

Van 1 ready to roll Brian Malak

80% chance of rain today. 100% chance that Team USDM did this last night. To each other. In a circle.

We recommend your last runner to put back on the boots and V Neck for # 36.

Rest Area or as TeamUSDM calls it: Time to a find a Date

Q: Why does Team USDM rent 2 vans for P200? A: Because they all don’t fit in their step dad’s Subaru Brat

The NC in us wants to know, did TeamUSDM use any mustard products in your chili cook off to emulate that horrendous stuff y’all call BBQ down there? #vinegarplease

No idea what this cat is preachin’ but we like his @ game. Sorta. Nah, screw that. Hey Kibong, let us have that handle homie. x.com/funicorns/stat…

3 weeks and counting folks. No, not your paternal test results TeamUSDM, the start of P200. But good luck w/ those results, hoping that we find out who the Baby Daddy is real soon. ❤️, your Homies in NC

17 days until #P200. That’s also the same number of days that TeamUSDM served in County for his public ‘date’ with Palmella. Or was it Fistina that time?

And that’s how I met your mom, TeamUSDM

Team USDM pegs their skinnies

Great time during p200. In the end, Team USDM are just some dudes having fun, can’t hate on them for that. See y’all somewhere, sometime....as we’re passing you, of course. #f3hkyp200

Been Rip Van Wrinklin’ over here since P200. I got an idea...TeamUSDM get your ex to take the night off at the Cabaret to keep Cletus, Merle, Junior, Tiny, Dawn, Rassus, Bambi, Misty, Krystal, & Lil Bobby on 9/7-8 so you can HC for Blue Ridge Relay?