Nantz hits the “wide right, the two most dreaded words in Buffalo” so casually and it’s the PERFECT thing to say. So so so so so good.

I can't imagine anything more depressing than being a drunk Bill's fan leaving that stadium and heading home so you can go to bed and get up hungover for work on Monday

I bawled like a girl in front of my wife

I’m not telling anyone what to do with their money but if you’re giving money to a collective, you are being played by the school. They have more than enough to pay NIL deals but you’ll do it for them. FWIW I don’t think Proctor intended to absolutely fleece Iowa’s, but he did.

Opening day actually beng opening night has me fucked up. 2 TV's in the livng room tonight.

Scottie is at +350 right now, get him while you can!

Ludvig will get one. If that guy hadn’t knocked his granola bar out of his hand walking to 10 tee it all could have been different

#Cubs games with 5+ Stolen Bases By Manager 4 under Craig Counsell 4 under David Ross, Joe Maddon, Rick Renteria & Dale Sveum combined

I know the Bears are on the clock but PCA has the third highest fWAR in baseball so how could I possibly focus on anything else

I think "Men" is probably a bit too broad of a category for these two.

anxiety from seeing 10 pieces of heavy news within 5 minutes is a 21st century problem our brains are not yet equipped to handle

When will the minimalist trend die?

This is Bryan Bickell randomly in an Edward Jones commercial, no?

It's going to be hard to get over the fact that this is the only dude in that 2016 core that the Cubs gave up for nothing.

“FOOTBALL IS BACK!!” Jalen Carter:

There are absolutely zero football fans that are asking for more taunting penalties to be called

I highly recommend just turning on Kevin Harlan and Ross Tucker during this intermission.

Sick ass crowd.

It's a quarter after 3. Why hasn't Santos been released yet?