i was winning the lottery until they announced the last 4 numbers BIG FRAUD

do strippers take their facemasks off?

can anyone recommend a good breakfast wine?

i've had my sex robot for six months and now all she does is nag at me

covid tiers more like covid tears lol

maybe if i got paid for working on myself then i would actually do it

the richest man in the world is also the whitest man in the world

it all went wrong when old people joined facebook

everybody talking about suez canal but how about dropping the c?

this bunny egg tastes like shit

me: wanna come over? her: cant sorry covid lol

weird how cat flaps and pussy flaps are two completely different things

playing strip poker and i'm down to just a facemask

going to a mcdonalds when youre woke is mad

her: i dont have facebook me: no i said can i facefuck you

the world was a much better place when we were all listening to owl city - fireflys

havent been on the internet for a while are you people still wild?

some people have me googling

my favourite thing about american tv is that they subtitle every single non-american person

remember when the internet was just cat vids and habbo?