Just heard someone pronounce the "h" in "honestly" phonetically - and now idk who's saying it wrong

Honestly, I think about how humans abandoned pigeons after we domesticated them and brought them to the US at least once a week. And it's devastating.

Happy Halloween 🦇

Damn how much daylight they trying to save?! It’s dark as fuck.

onions r boys and shallots are girls

I'm more a reader than a tweeter. 🤔

“Females” is always the giveaway.

The fact it's going to be in the mid 80s this week in January is a crime 😭

If you repeatedly gotta tell someone the SSSAAAMMMEE EXACT thing about how you feel and nothing changes, understand they don’t respect you

Gorgeous

I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with Glorious Purses (this is what happens when I’m left to my own devices in a waiting room)

quality time will forever be my love language, idc what we doing as long as im doing it w you

lash techs n nail techs be so nice, it be you bitches who do hair.

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the twilight saga

Where are the god damn aliens already? Invade us please.

Please, I’m begging. No more news today.

Tell me why this is still relevant 😭

Update: Still breathing 🙄