sugar ⋆.˚✮

the masculine urge to own one single belt

sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy

So to all the unprepared casters people, i assume I'm by far not the first person to say this but arlaen is bombyx right i feel like that's what's happening here

your friend who is a crow: mind if I play some music from youtube

mom uncovered an ancient relic today: my middle school ipod that i had engraved with my name and “district 12” 😭

My dream job is to be paid to sit in on d&d campaigns and just draw as many scenes from the session as possible in live time. Like a courtroom sketch artist for gay people

Starving pirates contemplating their last meal

every time paris paloma releases a new song snippet artists everywhere are forced to open their iPads and take a hammer to their dnd character :/

DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.

Drip check