OpenAI needs another $100 billion so that their models can remain indefinitely suspended in the software equivalent of an ayahuasca trip

No War But Ice War, Forever

when your friend gives you extra avocados, you make avocado salsa (among other things)

right when i got the fire going and bbq at a good temp it starts raining lol. should be okay though, but if it gets windy too i'mma be annoyed

Friend just posted this in the chat. I think it’s time we stage an intervention

This little girl is so important to all mankind we canot live without her cheers

Straight BARS As in this man belongs behind prison bars

the situation is getting pretty dire ngl

Told you I'd remake it

Eeeeuuuurrrrggghhhh

the 1970s: We're all made of stars the 2020s: we're made of plastic actually

i'd send a picture of my ball sack ridges to chairman Xi before i ever did any biometrics with amazon

Enchiladas tonight. Made a big ass batch of sauce. Debating if I wanna immersion blender it a bit further or not. I probably will. Used Guajillo, Ancho and like 5 Californias I had left. No tomatoes!!!

chicago style hotdog: pope edition

I forgot to eat all day while I was making the sauce lol, I went ham on this shit. Queso Oaxaca on the inside with very nicely seared ground beef with onions, garlic, jalapeno, serranos, cilantro and my taco seasoning. It definitely hit the spot

Good morning! Tag yourself! Make one up!

NOW: Plane flyover banner spotted across NYC that read "Free Healthcare Free Luigi" referring to Luigi Mangione. Photo given by Michelle Lee

I’m trying to learn mandarin by typing words and phrases into translate and repeating them. So far I’m really bad but improving. I’m only slightly serious

ayo, anyone check the Yellowstone and Joshua Tree tiktoks right now? something insane is happening lmao