iCarly was right.. live life breathe air I know somehow we gonna get there

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication

And it’s really nice to meet you

My wife got me this bok choy sculpture for my desk at work, which was very thoughtful and that I admire throughout the day. It has also caused several of my coworkers to ask if my wife is Chinese

come to bed bro, it’s cuddle time

90% dub should be a wake up call to how tiny twitter opinions are on literally everything

i put a little hat on her and she looks like a dуke

“go touch grass” girl my hand is literally on my bush likeee

Guys, I found my new favorite subreddit.

Real grinders have an automation to open up their LinkedIn at exactly 9am every morning

“The eyes are the windows to the soul” is just a ancient way of saying “real eyes realize real lies”

She’s neither straight nor from Japan